WordPress Urgent notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

Urgent Notice:

Potential Danger of Horse Hair in a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, called “amobacter equuii” has been linked with the following symptoms in females:* Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.* Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or
heels.* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after “baby has new shoes,pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements” .

.”Amobacter equuii” usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands).

“Amobacter equuii” is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources – this may lead to a “herd mentality” or like the potato chip commercial, “you can’t have just one”. (Especially potent if infected from miniature equines)

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.Surgeon General’s Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.Men infected with amobacter equii develop bow legs, quiet speech and a brim-shaped outline to the head. Other symptoms may include obsessive urge to chase wooden ball, foxhounds or cattle.

Particularly dangerous if male infected with a. equii reproduces with female carrier– chance of children developing disease 99.99%.

Cowgirls were born to laugh. I hope you enjoyed this.

Change your life and “BECOME” the disease and just be the Whinny!

Greet the world like your horse greets you, as if there is no tomorrow.


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Love Roberta

Roberta Edstrom

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Published on April 6, 2010 at 3:51 am  Comments (4)  

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4 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Silly peeps I thought you were serious. LOL

  2. Thats awesome! Man, that is my life, lol, it also includes Boyfriends, not just husbands

  3. Bwahahahahaha!!! I was already all squenched up thinking, “Oh, my gawd… what NOW????” Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had this week – I’ll be gleefully sharing this. 🙂

  4. After all these years finally a diagnosis that I can blame it on!!!!

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