How bad is your horse addiction?

You are Very Bad if!

*if you have hay under your hat as you walk in the house.
*If you examine every piece of rope or twine for its
halter potential.
*If you take someone’s temperature and think 102°F is
normal.
*If you always keep carrots, apples, and sugar cubes in
your refrigerator and ginger snaps on the shelf.
*If you prefer the smell of stable to perfume.
*If, between chores, you nap in the warm room with your boots on
*If you still have your childhood horse statues in your
bedroom.
*If your daughter can’t wait until she’s big enough for tall boots
*If you talk to your horses more than your spouse.
*If you spend more time at the feed store than the grocery
store.
*If you cringe at paying five bucks for lunch, but won’t
blink at twenty or thirty spent on a riding lesson.
*If mucking stalls is more appealing to you than doing
housework.
*If you complain about aching after raking the yard, but will
never voice your back pain from the ride the previous day.
*If your room looks like a tornado hit, but you make sure
your horse’s stall is spotless.
*If every time you find a horse item, you buy it…
*If you buy horse earrings for your daughter, even though her ears aren’t
pierced.
*If your room is covered with horse posters, pictures of
you riding, horse calenders, and other assorted horse stuff
*If every time you go to watch a movie, you ask, “Are
there horses in it?”
*If every time you go to BLOCKBUSTER, you head for the
kid’s/family section because it’s most likely to have
horse videos.
*If you own three or more t-shirts with various horse
events, barns, or breeds on them.
*If you turn down a vacation to Florida because you don’t
want to miss your riding lesson… (the only way you’ll
give it up is if you’re promised a ride in Florida)
*If you find proof that there ARE in fact horses in
heaven.
*If you will read an entire magazine about horse
physiology, but hate biology.
*If when at the grocery store, you determine to buy
carrots and apples… for the horses at the barn.
*If you refuse to shovel snow, but gladly shovel stalls”

Hope this brought you some smiles, either for yourself or some horse lover that you know. Just remember, it’s all true.

Just WHINNNNNY and enjoy the ride!

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